Far, far away in the Swiss galaxy
on a green planet covered in fog -called Leysin – a bunch of Jedis
are preparing for the coming soon intergalactic wars all across in Europe…
We send our Princess of Kona, Chrissie (with Kona being a highly-desired exotic planet far, far away) to
Frankfurt battle the German clone army and spreading the message, 2008 is The Return of the Jedi!
However it is just a prelude to the big Star Wars. While our two droids, the small R2D2 (a.k.a. Becky P.) and the lanky C3PO (Donna Ph.) will attack the Zurich planet plus our Jedi couple (Bella Comeforte and Steve Bypass)- hand in hand- will cover the Klagenfurt planet, we gave the main hit to the “Death Star” called ROTH with 6 Jedis: Princess Biscuit, Beli G., Hanna Solo (it is me!) and Luke Skywalker (alias Dragstra), Just in and Chewbacca (alias Big Sexy)!
Our master, Yoda (alias Doc, less green but the tummy is correct) is one of the very last masters of the Force that makes sure no Jedi will go into the war unprepared.
“Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.”
Do you remember the part of the movie when the little cheeky master jumped on the Jedi’s back and made him run up and down?! Take that one! Or the Jedi had to hit the target with blindfold on? Take that one too….
A triathlon Jedi has some special exercises too. First in every single day, fight the pool –it’s called swimming- with different torture variations like the Master band your legs, where you have to go only with your hands, or the pilot lessons, when you have to ride your rocket, wild fast in tight formation, taking the corners with speed, up and down, (mostly UP!!!) then running in rounds till you get dizzy. Then, the Jedis take their backpacks. And since we have one master but many Jedis, he will not jump into any of our sacks.
Instead, he will put several “BRICKs” into our pack and make us get back onto our rockets and go UP!!!
Training like a Jedi is not always fun. We are all covered with some bruises and patches but we are still going hard. We already defeated the big Dark Weather, so the Sun is covering our small green planet again!
The Force be with You!

