Coco the Pooh and her friends all live in the 100 Acre Wood….
On a sunny Saturday afternoon, Coco visited her friend Tigger, (alias the Wongstar.
We can call this “Star Alliance”) but she was not at home (she was bouncing somewhere, of course)
So Pooh decided to take the Tele-cabin up to the top, because she was so sick already staying in her cave for 3 days and very in need for some fresh air and change. Well, the tourist path also containing pretty many bushes also…
Pooh, the silly old Pooh was also pretty sure she would find a McDonalds or something on the top, because once she heard from Owl (alias Jonnyo)- who knows everything lot better than anyone in the 100 Acre Wood- that when he was sick, only the fries (chips) stayed inside.
No catch-up for the Pooh….
Pooh also wanted to ask a menu, because the Coke would kill all the bugs, viruses or whatever. The Coke probably would kill you too finally, but that would not matter to you after ALL….
So Pooh took the Tele-cabins, but only up-way, because she was afraid with her bad luck on the way down she would snap the cable. Not like she would mind her life but caring for some innocent animals bringing down in the process…
Pooh only found freaking rocks and flowers on the top, no food at all, not even a jar of honey…..
Pooh hates walking. Pooh also convinced, those who are hiking alone without kids or dogs are psychos (or at least something very wrong with them) so better to avoid single hikers…
Pooh had nothing with her on the way down so she was forced to live on wild strawberries and raspberries….not much fun for a bear from the urbanization….burning 1000 kcal for picking up few 1 kcal…
She was so bored that she started humming a note for herself while balancing on the rocky path.
Something like this: “Pooh is poo.
Even the poo could make a downhill
Thanks for Newton
The bigger is the poo
The faster is the whooooo”
Well it is not rhyming in English but translate for Hungarian….
