
So yesterday was my birthday… Hip Hip Hooray! And all that stuff…
A few years ago, in another lifetime as a student, we would celebrate someones birthday by inducting them into the ‘Hundred Club’. In order to become a member of this elite club the inductee was required to consume 100 shots (30ml) of beer, one every minute for 100 minutes. It sounds easy, but really is absurdly challenging, and the constant stream of beer invariably results in a level of drunkeness that is spectactularly entertaining! Add to the challenge the rules that you may not leave the table (for anything!) and no beer may pass your lips in the wrong direction and the Hundred Club becomes exclusive indeed!
But as I say, that was in another lifetime and I am not sure I would make the ‘Ten Club’ these days! However, keeping the tradition alive, this birthday I joined another ‘Hundred Club’. That is the Pro triathlete swimming Hundred Club. Induction in this club is probably equally humorous for those not involved and equally painful for those involved, but doesn’t result in people losing their lunch (well, not as often…). Beer goggles optional.
So for my birthday I completed 100 x 100m in the pool. It was the furtherest I have ever swum in a single session, or single day for that matter. In fact, it may be further than I have ever swum in two consecutive days before…
Happy Birthday to me! …Now I’m gonna go figure out how to wash my hair without lifting my arms above my shoulders…



