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10 “christmas-calories-counting-rules” « Caroline Steffen’s Blog

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10 “christmas-calories-counting-rules”

Christmas time is also the time of treats and overloaded dinners out of mum’s kitchen. Do you feel guilty after asking for a second plate of this yummy christmas pudding? You dont have to, if you following the 10 “christmas-calories-counting-rules”.

  1. If you eat something and no one can sees it, it doesn’t count.
  2. If you eat together with your friends, it only count the calories which you eat more than your friends.
  3. Food, by reason of medical purposes like: hot chocolate, red wine or cognac, doesn’t count.
  4. Cakes and biscuits have no calories if you eat them in small pieces (the fat evaporated if you break the candys).
  5. Food with the same color also has the same amount of calories. For example: tomato and strawberry jam or mushrooms and whipped cream.
  6. If you drink a diet coke and eat a block of chocolate at the same time, the calories in the chocolate will be destroyed by the diet coka.
  7. Froze food doesn’t have any calories (calories are a thermal unit).
  8. Everything you eat (popcorn, ice cream, pretzels, peanuts) during entertainment  (watching  movies, listening music etc.) doesn’t count because it is a part of the entertainment program.
  9. Everything you nibble while baking or cooking, doesn’t count. As a good chef, to taste is your duty.
  10. The more you fatten your family, you’ll feel slimmer.
MERRY CHRISTMAS

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